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A happy ending massage is a massage that starts with the usual full-body rubdown but ends with a sex act, usually a hand job or Willa ford dating blowjob. In literature, a happy ending describes a story where the heroes achieve the best possible outcome and wrap up loose ends while forest animals look on Victoria valencia xxx approval.

In the world of erotic massage, however, a happy ending is entirely different, illegal in most places, and definitely not suitable for innocent animals. Erotic massage has been around for centuries.

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Ancient Greek doctors prescribed it to patients, for instance, and it remains an important part of contemporary Tantric practice. Calling a hand job or blowjob at the end of a traditional message a happy endingon the other, um, hand, is a 20th-century innovation.

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The slang term spread in the Fucking real wives, when happy ending messages became stereotyped as a service offered at Asian massage parlors or in late-night Bangkok backrooms. And, law enforcement occasionally make headlines by busting illicit erotic parlors and their customers. Happy ending massages are often the subject of popular humor.

A episode of the TV comedy Robot Chickenfor example, played on the stereotype of the Asian masseuse offering a happy ending. The happiness came not from a sad, spiritless hand job, but from the hot, deep-fried goodness of egg rolls.

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Massage providers who offer erotic services may use happy ending to discreetly offer their I am naughty app reviews, and their clients may use the phrase to request said services.

Happy ending is also a euphemism for people online who are seeking out erotic massage services and reviewing them on forums like Rubmaps or the now-defunct Back. Outside of illicit erotic massages, romantic partners may refer to happy ending massages in the privacy of their own homes.

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Examples Origin Usage. Slang dictionary happy ending massage [hap-ee en-ding m uh - sahzh ] What does happy ending massage mean?

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